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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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We were talking about social networking in english
My teacher: How often do you go on facebook?
Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: I don’t go on Facebook I read
Teacher: good for you!
ME: Yup…
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Did you guys know that irritated tissue wont numb up?
So apparently when your dentist gives you weird ass antibiotics to heal an abscessed tooth before he can work on it, even if the pills have crazy requirements like not eating two hours before or after taking the pill, you should still take them.
I was like “WOW LOL THESE PILLS BE ASKIN TO MUCH OF ME” and took like. Two. Of the 23 I was given.
So when I went in to have a root canal yesterday, the roots wouldn’t numb up, even with like four shots of Novocaine.
But my tooth was already drilled out. So my dentist had no choice but to continue.
I felt everything (⊙‿⊙✿)
1 day ago on May 30, 2012 at 01:10pm
I felt that the world needed more of these
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‘We are proud of you Korra and we love you so much’
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if i were a drag queen on ru paul’s drag race my drag persona would be pleakley from lilo and stitch
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Im having one of those moments where I think I might just sepperate myself from the world and play Zelda OoT all night.
2 days ago on May 28, 2012 at 09:07pm
- Mom: those people on the internet might be perverts.
- Me: Oh, I know they are.
reverse shadow
tripping
me
out
cant help but see slick and problem sleuth
((Holy crap))
But if he’s rubbing his back on that nasty sidewalk, then does that mean… THAT HE GOT HIS PERFECT WHITE SUIT ALL DIRTY??
LION KING MOUSTACHE JOKE. Classic.
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Let’s play ‘Tumblr 20 Questions’. The next 20 questions I get, I’ll answer honestly.
watch me get nothing..
OKAY I GUESS?
I
wanna do it too. Gonna pull a Beek and wait until I get twenty and put them under a read more post.*shrugs*
GUYS LET’S PLAY A GAME!
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Title: 10 - Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums
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Don´t fret precious I´m here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
See, they don´t give a fuck about you, like I do.
Count the bodies like sheep
Count the bodies like sheep
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Count the bodies like sheep
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep….
Go back to sleep
I’ll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons
I´ll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason
I´ll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices son
They´re one in the same, I must isolate you…
Isolate and save you from yourself
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