February 2012
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tumblr a month ago: SOPA AND PIPA ARE GUNNA KILL THE INTERNET!!!
tumblr a week ago: THAT DAD PUNISHING HIS CHILD BY SHOOTING HER LAPTOP?!!? OH MY GOD KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER
tumblr a couple days ago: MAPCRUNCH! GONNA FIND MYSELF A MOTHERFUCKING AIRPORT EVEN IF IT KILLS ME
tumblr today: LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I AM A PROFESSIONAL IN BIRDOLOGY AND I KNOW CHOCOLATE KILLS CGI BIRDS!!!!
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Do you guys ever have those moments where you are...
yea thats me right now
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Candi.
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The most intense situation ever.
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Let’s play “true” or “false.” You ask me something...
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hussieslips:
Someone should actually stream that adam sandler movie one day
someone needs to make a gif of the bird covering itself in chocolate so that I can save and use it during everyday circumstances
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terrachu:
All the things to get pissed off about on tumblr
let’s not focus on the pro ana blogs
or the pics glorifying suicide and self harm
NO LET’S GET ANGRY OVER A FAKE BIRD LOVING ON A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN
i’m really honestly just sitting back and laughing at it all.
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squidmama:
adriofthedead:
doctorscience:
princessnecrophilia:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the…
I...
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reallysherlock:
one-last-miracle:
a-scandal-in-tumblr:
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:
unconsciouslycarcino:
-kurenai-:
I NEED THIS ON MY BLOG I REALLY NEED IT
bringing a rich warm tenderness to your peas
welp
You naughty thing.
You naughty thing.
SWEET MOTHER OF — WHAT DID I JUST LISTEN TO?!
YOU NAUGHTY THING.
Will never unhear.
DON’T WANT TO.
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Anonymously tell me how you feel.
thisloveiscrazy:
♂= i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀= i am a girl who has a crush on you
* = just delete your tumblr already
æ = post a picture of yourself
$ = you’re awesome
# = i love your blog
@ = you’re beautiful
+ = i hate you
% = you’re ugly
<3 = i want to fuck you
& = i wish we were close
~ = i wish we were friends in real life
? = i relate to a lot of the same...
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its 3am
that means it’s
time to draw porns all night ahhhhh
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Reblog with your spirit animal.
descartes-and-thosecartes:
adorkable1291:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
nutellaavenger:
buttswag:
littleprinceofstarkhaven:
madreangel:
de-arimasu:
devhalena:
knightdynamic:
doublepistolsandawink:
or
-screech-
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When I'll be a mom, my advice will be this →
Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
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moosekinuckles:
breevsshark:
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HAHAHAHAH
the best thing in life
Oh ym god
okay this is
really kinda cute and funny
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cocola-weda:
otomemachine:
my counter-argument to anything
I”M GONNA THROW UP FROM LAYGUBG
*LAUGHIGN
OMGGHFKFFdfrgrgt
oh hey I have that same exact clock!
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