that porno was very hard to watch (even though I only watched like 20 minutes) because for some reason Stan kinda looks like Steve from Blue's Clues to me and I don't know why
Anonymous

this just in everyone Stan grows up to be Steve from Blues Clues. Best AU of 2014 right here all because of a bad porno

so i need the link to the south park porno for reasons pls
Anonymous

I feel really really weird linking to direct actual IRL porn on this tumblr, so while I wont give links, I can tell you that googling the name “Not South Park XXX” will get you results. 

But be warned. It’s lame and scary and you will come out of this thing a changed person. And not always in the best of ways.

i'm actually disappointed with the south park porno
Anonymous

did you go in expECTING ANYTHING BUT DISAPPOINTMENT

LIKE THATS THE ONLY THING /TOO/ EXPECT

i am so sorry anon. I am so sorry you had to sit through that. 

waking up to good porn

ah yes

today is going to be a good day

/hello porno stan its me, porno kyle/

mirrorarcana:

/*porno Stan voice* gee, it’s to bad this is a heterosexual porno, porno Kyle, back off my duck bruh/

jinnymoose:

Here you guys go. This is only a few of the ‘acting’ parts. But it shows you how terrifying this thing is. (no real naughty parts but nsfw for safety guys)
can you make it through the whole video

was that south park thing a gay porno or...?
Anonymous

nope it’s totally hetero i guess? It’s really dumb like wow. Don’t watch it, man. Don’t look for it maaaaan. It’s so bad lmfao. Like. 

Okay the acting is funny and i scream with laughter.

but it’s literally a porno with porn stars (ladies included) and just

it’s bad man

Here you guys go. This is only a few of the ‘acting’ parts. But it shows you how terrifying this thing is. (no real naughty parts but nsfw for safety guys)
can you make it through the whole video

this is an actual screenshot from an actual porno that is actually based off south park. and I don’t know who’s face is better.

Confess your sins.

I drew three pictures of transboys getting eaten out today

are these sins is this where we are going 

because thats what I did

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

lewdmoose:

IIIIIII HAVENT POSTED NAUGHTIES IN AWHILE so take this little thing its something I will line later once I have free time uwu

lewdmoose:

IIIIIII HAVENT POSTED NAUGHTIES IN AWHILE so take this little thing its something I will line later once I have free time uwu

Okay that's actually rly cute. This is kinda a follow up to the Omorashi and the butters with his blanket but imagine if butters got scared enough to wet himself. Gdi
Anonymous

Pppoor fucking sweetie like omg in the episode where he peed his pants at the talent show??? Im one of the people that go WOW CUTIE YOU POOR THING come here let me hELP YOU fuck he would just be a crying mess so fuckinG cute

((I should really note though that like i 100% don’t find it sexual like i dont see someone peeing their pants and say “wow let frick” i say “omg let me buy you some icecream”))

thats how it goes

Are you into Omorashi?
Anonymous

googles this

You know, just the other day I was having a conversation with missthneed about how it’s actually really cute when scared boys pee their pants. Not in a sexual way, but in a “omg you poor thing let me help you and clean you up and maybe make you some yummy food” way.

So…. Yes? Sort of?