It might feel nice Craig but I think you’re stressin Tweek out a bit…
this is gross and i honestly don’t know what else to say about it
oh man digs through
i dunNO there are so manY LETS PICK ONE AT RANDOM
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
yeh ok that works
- yo genitals are pretty but not in a “pretty” way does that make sense
- like shit i dunno they are cute man i find most of them cute
- sometimes scary though, like there’s a few out there where im like
- "whoa there friend"
- "that’s intimidating"
- genitals are confusing look at me i draw them all the time and I don’t know how to feel about them
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
- This question is funny because I just said I was a virgin
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
- I’m a virgin so lets uh
- go with
- 2nd one ok
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?
- Yo. I fucking. I fuckINg loV
- I FUCKing lOve it ok
- in fact wow can I share a gif i want to share a gif
- do readmores work in asks?????????
- we are about to find out kiddies, beware for super nsfw gif
this just in everyone Stan grows up to be Steve from Blues Clues. Best AU of 2014 right here all because of a bad porno
I feel really really weird linking to direct actual IRL porn on this tumblr, so while I wont give links, I can tell you that googling the name “Not South Park XXX” will get you results.
But be warned. It’s lame and scary and you will come out of this thing a changed person. And not always in the best of ways.
did you go in expECTING ANYTHING BUT DISAPPOINTMENT
LIKE THATS THE ONLY THING /TOO/ EXPECT
i am so sorry anon. I am so sorry you had to sit through that.
/*porno Stan voice* gee, it’s to bad this is a heterosexual porno, porno Kyle, back off my duck bruh/
Here you guys go. This is only a few of the ‘acting’ parts. But it shows you how terrifying this thing is. (no real naughty parts but nsfw for safety guys)
can you make it through the whole video
nope it’s totally hetero i guess? It’s really dumb like wow. Don’t watch it, man. Don’t look for it maaaaan. It’s so bad lmfao. Like.
Okay the acting is funny and i scream with laughter.
but it’s literally a porno with porn stars (ladies included) and just
it’s bad man