♥ PROFESSOR AMIE v1: Play it HERE! ♥
It’s my first game of this kind, so I’m sorry there are not so many options, but I hope you enjoy it! (You don’t have to click, just hover your cursor on him until the bar fills completely).
(Don’t follow this blog, I just created it to post this. My sketchblog is laburatory)
(If you happen to know me in real life, please let’s not talk about this)
today is amazing
ohhhh my god
I clicked on this without knowing quite what it was because I love to be adventurous and it turned out to be the fabled pizza yaoi video someone told me about months ago. I really recommend everyone watch it. it’s less than a minute long and there are no dicks or anything. there is only pizza yaoi
this video changed my life
The Reality of Nude Photos
Alright, so this is a little bit of an unrelated note to my regular posts, but I feel like it’s important. I want to take just a quick minute to explain the difference I see between a naked body that’s posed and a naked body that is just that: a naked body.
When we look at naked people on the internet (be it Porn Stars, “selfies” taken by internet-famous bloggers, or professional freelance models), they are almost always in these poses that elongate the body, stretch out the muscles, show off the ribs, push the breasts forward and hide all of those squishy rolls that happen when we relax. I am not attacking them, so please don’t feel defensive if those are the kinds of photos you are a part of. They’re beautiful, I have no problem with them. I just feel called to point out that a body that looks so “sexy” or “slender” or “desirable” in one picture, can look squishy, vulnerable and saggy in the next just by letting go of a pose. No one wants to post those pictures, those are the ones you delete before they’re even out of the camera. No one wants to say, “Hey! Here’s a selfie of how my tummy puffs out and look, can you see the stretch marks on my breasts!?”
I took both of those pictures this morning, minutes apart. They’re both me. They’re both completely unedited. They are simply meant to show the difference between a body that is carefully designed to be sexy and well-received, and a body that is just sitting there being a naked body on a bed in the morning.
I’m not saying that people shouldn’t pose in photos, or that photos designed to look sexy are bad whatsoever, so please don’t think that’s what I’m getting at. I just felt like sharing a picture of what a body really looks like sitting on a bed, instead of an image of what a body looks like carefully posed on a bed.
I love this post
This is fabulous.
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
=w= i felt like drawing demon shotas idk *flops around*
oops reblogging something from my naughty blog fufufu (▰˘◡˘▰)
Looks like someone has a stick up their ass.
/casually promotes this person’s pr0nblog >w>